Just When You Thought PETA Had Run Out of Misogynist Publicity Stunts…

by matttbastard

Once again, PETA makes me want to call up Beck and say ‘hey, fuck MTV–HERE’S some real freebase inspiration for ya!”

Srsly, WTF?!

This morning PETA sent a letter to Ben and Jerry’s asking them to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk. PETA argues that breast milk is better for the health of Ben and Jerry’s customers, but they don’t take into consideration that mothers may prefer to reserve their milk for their infants.

Look, I realize this is but a modest proposal on PETA’s part. But even Jon Swift (no, not that one) would be hard-pressed to avoid doing some serious armchair psychoanalysis of whichever fluff-drunk puppy-worshipper came up with this latest epic misogynistic FAIL.

Jill nailed it earlier this year:

Animal liberation theory does intersect with feminist theory, and our cultural understanding of animals and food (and animals as food, and women-as-meat) is heavily gendered. But PETA is promoting animal rights at the expense of women’s rights — and that’s not only simplistic, but it’s bad for everyone involved.

Signed. On.

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Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus.

by matttbastard

At what point are we going to say “enough is enough” and do something about all the abuse being heaped upon parody’s decaying corpse?

I mean, really–one can’t expect SNL to ever top this:

(h/t Jed for the video)

In the spirit of, ahem, bipartisan comity (h/t Joe “Benedict” Lieberman), I’d like to extend a sincere and heartfelt thank you to America’s Mayor™, Rudy Giuliani, for going off-script and overlong with his opportune (if disturbingly vicious) red meat feeding frenzy of a stemwinder.

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