What Outer Wingnuttia Calls “Moderation” (or What Us Godless Liberals Call “Dumbassery”)

by matttbastard

DENOUNCE AND REJECT, EVUL LIBCOMMIES!!11

Shorter Jason Arvak: Supporters of health reform have no moral authority to dismiss wild-eyed ‘death panel’ smears because the New York Times (THE NEW YORK TIMES, MAN!) has, in the past, published op-eds by utilitarian philosopher Peter Singer.

BUH?!

Ok, ever hear of prison hooch? Get a garbage bag, fill it with fruit and sugar, add water,  seal and let fester in darkness for a few days and presto! A blindingly foul brew that will take the paint off a tractor.

*glug glug*

Anyway, quickly down about a fifth of that and maybe, just maybe, Arvak’s logic-free contentions might then begin to make sense.

No promises, though.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

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