Steele Wins RNC: Political Identity Theft Finally Pays Off

by matttbastard

Who says the GOP brand is tarnished?

Congratulations to new Republican National Committee chairperson Michael Steele, the first person of colour–and *cough* “Democrat”–to helm the Committee of Lincoln.

Wow — change really has come to America.

Update: Awesome:

Steele once described that “R” next to his name as a “scarlet letter,” complaining that being a Republican was hurting his electoral chances.

If only Ted Haggard could so easily reconcile his identity crisis.

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Fed Lends Two Trillion Without Oversight

by matttbastard

American News Project:

So, you know about the Treasury’s $700 billion bailout plan. But you probably don’t know that the Federal Reserve has lent out $2 trillion since September. Few do. And that is what’s irritating bulldog Congressman Alan Grayson. Will he be able to shed a light on the Fed’s secret spending?

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Dear Mark Halperin

I get PAID to be a douchbag, suckas.

Bite my hyperpartisan ass.  Oh noes! Obama is getting shit done and the GOP doesn’t want to be part of the solutionobviously Obama should do whatever is necessary to appease the party most responsible for putting us in this current mess in the first place.  I mean, this is why we hire former arsonists as fire marshals, right?

Right?

Also, stop using your mouth as an extension of Drudge’s arm, you wanktastic second-rate Broder-wannabe.

<3,

matttbastard.

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