Obama = Antichrist Superstar (Or, John The Revelator Rolls Over in His Grave)

by matttbastard

Ed Pilkington of The Guardian ventures deep into the heart of pro-American country looking for information on biofuels, but instead uncovers the ugly eschatological truth about Barack HOOOSAAYN Obama:

I had hopped on to the GuardianFilms bus as it made its way across the US. We were joining forces to make a film about the ethanol issue, which has earned Obama the criticism of environmentalists because of his support for the controversial corn-based variety of the fuel that has helped to drive up world food prices.

We stopped at an ethanol plant in Craig, Missouri, where we were greeted by the general manager, Roger Hill, and shown around the plant. He said something odd early on in our tour, responding to the news that I was British by commenting on how Muslims had become dominant in my country. I only half heard his remark, and let it go; we were here to talk about ethanol.

Later though, he brought up the subject again, when I suggested to him that as an ethanol manufacturer he must logically back Obama over McCain, who has openly criticised federal subsidies of the fuel. That’s when he invoked Revelations, chapter 13. If you lack instant recall of the contents of Revelations 13, as I have to admit I did, it’s the bit in the Bible where the beast rears his ugly head, or rather many heads, and reveals the mark on his right hand or forehead: 666.

Ok, am I the only one who is disturbed by the fact that someone who feels that an official presentation to a foreign media outlet is the perfect time to drop a 1.5 oz. shot of premillenial dispensationalism into the mix is allowed to run a motherfucking ethanol plant? Watch the video–and try not to think about how insidiously popular those goddamned Left Behind books are. Also see James Ridgeway for more on the looming Obamageddon.

Related: Hitler and Chamberlain, rolled into one? Well, I suppose Billy Kristol’s seemingly oxymoronic (and just-plain-moronic) analogy isn’t that much of a stretch if one already believes that an individual can simultaneously be a Marxist, Muslim and Black Liberation Christian. 8 more days, brethren (followed by, in all likelihood, four more years…gah.)

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8 thoughts on “Obama = Antichrist Superstar (Or, John The Revelator Rolls Over in His Grave)

  1. I have actually read the entire Left Behind Series. I will say that if you think of it like a piece of science fiction(which btw is the section of the library they can be found in) rather than buy into all of the dangerous biblical dogma it can be tolerable. It’s no worse in my mind that Harry Potter. The problem is that the religious fundies see this as truth….


  2. …and the blind will use any excuse to stay blind.

    I see there’s folks on here too that are mesmerized with O-B-A-M-A.



  3. Hoping this is not any racist web-page (I am certainly not one!), I still want to submit these views found on the web. I like the man Obama myself, but when I stumble upon information like this I feel I have to share it (for the sake of free information):

    Barack Hussein Obama =“blessing of god from the good and handsome one that is crooked”

    Barack = 6, Hussein = 7, and Obama = 5 letters. In mathematics there is a calculation
    of average, usually abbreviated as AVG. Here is how to count: (6+7+5)/3 so the sum of
    letters to be divided with the number of the words (number divided with the amount of
    numbers) that is 18/3=6. Now we got the average number of letters of his name that is
    6 and because he has 3 names (given, middle, family) each word in average equals to 6.
    That is 666 – the number of the beast.

    Sorry to anyone who feels insulted or otherwise enraged by this. I am only informating what others write.


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