by matttbastard
They have the power of the Holy Spirit; we have drunken monkey mercenaries.
(I’m really surprised the US State Dept doesn’t immediately cancel its contract with Blackwater in favour of an arrangement similar to ours–bad publicity and $1000 per day per contractor vs all the Mai Tais a monkey can drink? I know a bargain when I see one.)
bastard.logic 
thats the funniest thing i’ve watched all week.
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Um…you weren’t supposed to give away the battle plans to the whole of the tubes! Now they’re going to adapt their prayer tactics to get past the monkeys. This is great. Just great.
Now where did my drink go – it was just here!
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Puh-leaze , give me some credit. My last name isn’t ‘Rumsfeld’ (nor ‘Cheney’).
Plan ‘B’ FTW.
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We also have OG Beantown hardcore legends in our camp, too.
*Shhh, top sekrit*
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