by matttbastard
Reporter’s Notebook: Afghanistan Is Growing (A Summary, In Lolspeak)
Oh hai, Kabul iz boominz (pay no attenshun to teh south, plz)! Roads iz bein’ fixed, almost no potholes – new trade route FTW! Ur real estate markets iz jus like Manhattanz, only moar suicide bombs – OMG new cars!!!1
WTH teh French r rilly, rilly r00d, even teh onez in uniformz! >:-( They not brave an strong an honorablez like Amurrikunz. DO NOT WANT!
USA! USA!
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iz cn b tiemz for cheezebrgrz now?
kthxbai
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Oh hai I fixed ur kuntry.
(No, u cant has cheezburger! NOT YOURS!)
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