The World According to Fox News

by matttbastard

Reporter’s Notebook: Afghanistan Is Growing (A Summary, In Lolspeak)

Oh hai, Kabul iz boominz (pay no attenshun to teh south, plz)! Roads iz bein’ fixed, almost no potholes – new trade route FTW! Ur real estate markets iz jus like Manhattanz, only moar suicide bombs – OMG new cars!!!1

WTH teh French r rilly, rilly r00d, even teh onez in uniformz! >:-( They not brave an strong an honorablez like Amurrikunz. DO NOT WANT!

USA! USA!

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