Dreams CAN Come True

by matttbastard

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“ZOMG! You mean I get to act like the Canadian Reagan — on 9/11 day?! Cowboy swagger, WWII analogies (Chamberlain! Pearl Harbour! Churchill! Truman! FDR! Hitler!), no end but victory, remaining vigilant as reality the existentially-threatening Islamofascist boxcutter brigade continues hatin’ teh freedumz — the whole nine yards?

“F’n sweet, man! Hey, d’ya think afterwards I can take a ride in a kangaroo’s pouch? John? John…?”

Update: LOLZ!

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