“ZOMG! You mean I get to act like the Canadian Reagan — on 9/11 day?! Cowboy swagger, WWII analogies (Chamberlain! Pearl Harbour! Churchill! Truman! FDR! Hitler!), no end but victory, remaining vigilant as
reality the existentially-threatening Islamofascist boxcutter brigade continues hatin’ teh freedumz — the whole nine yards?
“F’n sweet, man! Hey, d’ya think afterwards I can take a ride in a kangaroo’s pouch? John? John…?”