Well, that just about wraps things up…

by matttbastard

This just in: 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who was never, ever tortured by US officials) freely admits he was the second gunmen on the grassy knoll and the father of Anna Nicole’s baby.

More from Shakespeare’s Sister, Kevin Hayden, and [REDACTED].

CSRT transcripts here.

update: Noah Schactman has a plethora of germane links.