AP reports that wingnutty Evangelical blow-hard Pat Robertson has a direct hotline to Jeebus – and Jeebus isn’t happy with America (surprise surprise):
In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Blah blah blah fire and brimstone, yadda yadda yadda weeping and gnashing of teeth. Why can’t God ever give useful advice, like stock tips, or who’s going to win the World Cup of cricket?
(via cleek in ObWi comments)