The Walrus and The Carpenter
by matttbastard
Y’know what’s really tragic? The fact that in 2008 we are still seeing op-eds from the likes of John fucking Bolton.
Yeesh.
Popcorn Sunday: Nazi America: A Secret History
by matttbastard
Documentary detailing the history of the Nazi movement in the USA.
The Stone Wall Against Oppression
Happy Pride from everyone @ bastard.logic
Uncle Steve Awarded Human Rights Medal (Say What?!)
by matttbastard

“I wonder how long it will take them to figure out that my name isn’t ‘Stephen Lewis’?”
You have got to be shitting me:
Prime Minister Stephen Harper today became the first Canadian to receive the B’nai Brith International President’s Gold Medallion, in recognition of the Government’s efforts to fight discrimination and uphold human rights in Canada and around the world.
[...]
In presenting Prime Minister Harper with the award, B’nai Brith International President Moishe Smith, a resident of Ottawa who is the first non-American president of the organization, cited a number of actions the Prime Minister and the Government have taken to advance human rights and oppose discrimination, including:
Unequivocally supporting Canada’s role in the UN-sanctioned mission in Afghanistan; Refusing to sign a resolution denouncing Israel’s right to self-defence at the 2006 Francophonie Summit; Suspending relations with the then Hamas-led government in Palestine, for its refusal to renounce terrorism; and Delivering a heartfelt apology acknowledging the overtly discriminatory Indian Residential Schools program.“Prime Minister, whether in opposition or in government, you have always portrayed a leadership style that speaks of principle and honesty,” said Mr. Smith.
Y’know why irony was unavailable for comment, Alison? Because it just committed suicide.
Related: Bob Hepburn on how certified humanitarian Stephen Harper is “snubbing” a true Canadian human rights icon, the *ahem* “disgraceful” (hey, wasn’t irony’s festering corpse lying face down a moment ago?) outgoing UN Human Rights Commissioner (and former Supreme Court of Canada justice) Louise Arbour.
When [Arbour] announced her resignation, diplomats from across Europe and other parts of the world sang her praises. Some presented her with flowers. Canadian diplomats, though, barely acknowledged her presence, issuing only a bland, terse statement acknowledging that Canada would continue to support human rights.
Later, then foreign affairs minister Maxime Bernier tried to assuage the outrage from human rights groups over Canada’s dismissive response by issuing a short statement praising Arbour for “expanding the concepts of human rights and fundamental justice.”
Since then, Harper and his government have remained silent, except for Toews’ ugly outburst.
Is Harper so small-minded that he cannot speak for himself about Arbour and her accomplishments?
Is such pettiness a sign that Harper is once again out of step with most Canadians, this time when it comes to recognizing the need for a progressive, courageous champion for human rights?
Yes and yes.
Simple answers to simple questions.
But hey, at least Uncle Steve has a shiny medal from B’nai Brith to ease his (non-existent) conscience.
John McCain: Domestic Violence is Hi-fucking-larious
by matttbastard

Now here’s a surefire strategy to win over those mythical feminist Clinton supporters who refuse to support Obama no matter what–channel the spirit of Henny Youngman:
As the Huffington Post reported, McCain in an interview with the Las Vegas Sun headed for the gutter while trying to explain why he did not choose Republican Governor Jim Gibbons (now in the midst of a messy divorce and previously the subject of sexual assault allegations) as his Nevada campaign chair:
McCain: I appreciate his support. As you know, the lieutenant governor is our chairman.
Q: Why snub the governor?
McCain: I didn’t mean to snub him. I’ve known the lieutenant governor for 15 years and we’ve been good friends….I didn’t intend to snub him. There are other states where the governor is not the chairman.
Q: Maybe it’s the governor’s approval rating and you are running from him like you are from the president?
McCain: (Chuckling) And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago…
I’m sure clever one-liners like that totally crack up his man-crushing Beltway fanclub during bourbon-fueled late night josh sessions on the Straight Talk Express, but it’s a safe bet they aren’t the sort of entreaties that feminists (or, I’d wager, most women in general) find particularly persuasive.
Yr doin’ it wrong, McSogynist.
What Good Am I Dead?
by matttbastard
Overcoming Our Fear of Terrorism – Fareed Zakaria
by matttbastard
Fareed Zakaria on what might happen if/when the US is again struck by a terrorist attack.
A Kinky Greeting Card
by matttbastard
Carnival of Feminists #59
by matttbastard
Clicky clicky the fist to check out the latest bloggeriffic compendium of feministical awesomeness, courtesy CoF founder Philobiblon.
h/t Jack Stephens
Image originally uploaded by Cross-stitch ninja, reposted under a Creative Commons licence
McCain on Foreign Policy: Preserving the Status Quo?
by matttbastard
Big Media Matt disputes the notion that John McCain’s foreign policy record represents a departure from that of the outgoing administration.
Related: Fareed Zakaria on McCain’s “radical” foreign policy proposals:
We have spent months debating Barack Obama’s suggestion that he might, under some circumstances, meet with Iranians and Venezuelans. It is a sign of what is wrong with the foreign-policy debate that this idea is treated as a revolution in U.S. policy while McCain’s proposal [that the United States expel Russia from the G8 and exclude China from any expansion] has barely registered. What McCain has announced is momentous—that the United States should adopt a policy of active exclusion and hostility toward two major global powers. It would reverse a decades-old bipartisan American policy of integrating these two countries into the global order, a policy that began under Richard Nixon (with Beijing) and continued under Ronald Reagan (with Moscow). It is a policy that would alienate many countries in Europe and Asia who would see it as an attempt by Washington to begin a new cold war.
Check out the full text of McCain’s March 26th speech to the Los Angeles World Affairs Council, which, according to Zakaria, “[alternates] between neoconservative posturing and realist common sense…like it was written by two very different people, each one given an allotment of a few paragraphs on every topic.”
Quote of the Day: Michelle Obama and the ‘Ultimate Outsiders’
by matttbastard
It’s interesting…how John McCain’s hotheaded ways are admired as part of his so-called maverick qualities, a willingness to follow his passions and go against the grain; it’s part of his essential Americanness. Michelle Obama’s candor, by contrast, is seen as entirely foreign and not a little threatening. Yes, he’s given more slack because he’s a man. (And yes, Teresa Heinz Kerry, another independent-minded presidential candidate’s wife, got similarly roughed up by the media in 2004.) But Michelle is given zero slack because she’s a woman and black. And let us never forget, in the bigger picture, black anger — or even just plain old dissatisfaction — always raises the specter of slavery and the unfinished business of social justice. In any context, to say nothing of a presidential election of historic proportions, such anger threatens a still widely accepted narrative of America as a good place, a fair place. Presidential elections are all about voters connecting emotionally to candidates, identifying with them, and Michelle is not making that connection happen as easily people would like. But her reasonable expectation that we see her reality, some of which is shaped by a difficult racial reality, is part of the paradigm shift that we are resisting like mad. In a discussion of what Obama’s candidacy could mean, NBC’s Chris Matthews lauded Barack but dispensed with American racial matters as “all that bad stuff in our history.” A recent New York Times profile, in distinguishing Michelle’s background from that of her husband, described her as being “a descendant of slaves” — as if that’s a unique fact rather than a collective one that applies to the vast majority of the millions of black Americans whose families have been here for hundreds of years. That slavery is even remarked on at all says much about how blacks are still viewed by their fellow Americans, even sympathetic ones, as the ultimate outsiders.
- Erin Aubry Kaplan, Who’s afraid of Michelle Obama
Read this now (The honeymoon is over)
by matttbastard
Renee of Womanist Musings is guestblogging at Feministe for the next two weeks. Her inaugural post is a must-read:
When you think of the Niagara region immediately the mind turns to the majestic falls. Some who have spent more than an afternoon here will think of places like the Welland Canal, The Skylon Tower, Fallsview Casino, Clifton Hill, and maybe even the dearth of reasonably priced hotels, and restaurants. The aforementioned sites are the Niagara region you are supposed to think about. It is what you will find printed in all of those handy little pamphlets, that the tour guides like to give out. Yes the safe family destination, where everything is bright and sunny. What you will not hear about are the women that have been killed here since 1996.
I know y’all can’t help but go and read the rest. Is hard going due to the subject matter–trigger warnings most definitely apply–but is a vital endeavour. Go.
Blogging isn’t dead, it just smells that way.
Wanker of the day (Atrios who? Is Internet tradition.)
by matttbastard
“She’s a [bleep],” Gimelstob said of Anna, using a word that rhymes with “kitsch. “We’re gonna kick her [bleep],” he added, using a word that almost rhymes with “kastle.”
[...]
“Wait until you see on July 23, she’s gonna be serving 40 miles an hour and I’m gonna be just plugging it down her throat….We do exhibitions together and I’ll mock her, and make fun of her. I’ll just make her know that she’s stupid….I’m sure she’ll rue the day that she has to come here and actually share space with me.”
The Junkies asked whether she knows that they’ll be facing each other; “probably,” Gimelstob said. “She might not even be smart enough to read the schedule.”
They asked if he would serve at her head; “No, I’m gonna just serve it right into the body, about 128, right into the midriff,” he said.
And they asked what would happen if Kournikova made a move on Gimelstob. You know, a Biblical move.
“Definitely not,” he said. “I have no attraction to her, because she’s such a douche….I really have no interest in her. I wouldn’t mind having my younger brother, who’s kind of a stud, nail her and then reap the benefits of that.“
- Justin “Bobby Riggs Jr” Gimelstob, securing his membership in the ‘yr doin it wrong’ school of trash talk.
“If she’s not crying by the time she walks off that court, then I did not do my job.” Oh, you did your job, Justin–you’ve ginned up attention for your stupid overpriced tennis exhibition by trollishly utilizing misogynistic slurs (and channeling the spirit of The Battle of the Sexes) in a disingenuous attempt to manufacture a controversy (mission accomplished!). And now we (as in humourless feminazi bloggers) are fulfilling our duty by getting pissed the fuck off and sharing our displeasure with those who pay your salary.
According to Jill @ Feministe, Gimelstob is gainfully employed in the US by The Tennis Channel. Email them at general@thetennischannel.com and let them know what you think about Gimelstob’s comments. Even better, via Kate in comments at Feministe, here’s a list of some of The Tennis Channel’s sponsors:
- Wilson Sporting Goods – racquet@wilson.com
- Tennis Warehouse – info@tennis-warehouse.com
- Tennis Court Online – http://www.tenniscourtonline.com/ContactUs
- IMG Academies – laura.young@imgworld.com
- Lacosta – http://www.lacoste.com/usa/main.html – contact form
Something tells me it that, after all this is over, it won’t be Kournikova who’s crying.
McSame sez Drill, Drill, Drill!
by matttbastard
They laugh alike, they walk alike, sometimes they even talk alike:
MCCAIN PLAN: “There Are Areas Off Our Coasts That Should Be Open To Exploration And Exploitation.” During a media availability in Arlington, Virginia, John McCain said, “I also believe that lifting the moratoria from off-shore drilling or oil and natural gas exploration is something that we should place as a very high priority… I certainly think that there are areas off our coasts that should be open to exploration and exploitation. And I hope we can take the first step by lifting the moratoria in order to do so.” [McCain Media Availability in Arlington via CQ Transcriptions, Virginia, 6/16/08]
BUSH PLAN: Bush Called For Oil Drilling In the Outer Continental Shelf. President Bush said, “This morning, I asked Democratic Congressional leaders to move forward with four steps to expand American oil and gasoline production. First, we should expand American oil production by increasing access to the outer continental shelf or OSC. Experts believe that the OCS could produce about 18 billion barrels of oil. That would be enough to match the current oil production America for almost 10 years. The problem is that congress has restricted access to key parts of the OCS since the early 1980′s. Since then, advances in technology have made it possible to conduct oil exploration in the OCS that is out of sight, protects coral reefs and habitats, and protects against oil spills. With these advances, and a dramatic increase in oil prices, Congressional restrictions on exploration have become outdated and counterproductive. Republicans in congress have proposed several promising bills that would lift the legislative ban on oil exploration in the OCS. I call on the House and Senate to pass good legislation as soon possible.” [President Bush statement, 6/18/08]
That flip-flopping sound you heard was McCain’s carefully crafted faux-credibility rolling over in its grave.
Related: Matt Taibbi:
The reality is that the once independent-thinking McCain has by now completely remade himself into a prototypical, dumbed-down Republican Party stooge — one who plans to rely on the same GOP strategy that has been winning elections ever since Pat Buchanan and Dick Nixon cooked up a plan for cleaving the South back in 1968. Rather than serving up the “straight talk” he promises, McCain is enthusiastically jumping aboard with every low-rent, fearmongering, cock-sucking presidential aspirant who’s ever traveled the Lee Atwater/William Safire highway.
H/t Hilzoy in ObWi comments.
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Eggs
by sassywho
The coolest picture you’ll see today. Yay for ovulation!
Quote of the Day: On Saying Sorry
by matttbastard
…I had a chance to watch the prime minister’s apology for the residential schools and the subsequent speeeches [sic]. I wish I were in Canada to take part in a moving moment in Canadian history. I hope, as I am sure almost all Canadians do, that as a society we can collectively start to tackle the problems that so many aboriginal communities face.But, please, let the apology not become an icon, something that we pull out from time to time and admire and then put away again. Let it not be something that makes us feel good about ourselves so that we can avoid thinking about the things that should shame us.
Apologies are a fashion today, and on the whole a good one. This past February, the Australian government finally said sorry for the decades-long practice of seizing its Aboriginal children from their families and giving them to white families to be brought up “white.”
Apologies are good both for those who are admitting their past sins and those who receive them. Accepting the past, as the South African Truth and Reconciliation Commission showed, is an important step towards moving into the future. But words are cheap if they are not preceded by serious thought and followed by serious action.
What did it really do when Tony Blair apologized for the Irish potato famine? Or when the descendant of the notorious Elizabethan Sir John Hawkins apologized for slavery? Are such apologies anything more than easy sentimentality? And what do apologies mean when they are not accompanied by any significant acts of restitution? Australia’s Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said “sorry,” but significantly did not explain what his government was going to do about the lot of present-day Aboriginals.
What is Canada going to do for today’s Aboriginals? I am still waiting to know. I don’t want to think that dwelling on the past a way of avoiding dealing with the present.
It’s a bit of a mystery…why Stephen Harper is only apologizing today for the residential schools program. The program certainly merits a plea for forgiveness, but it was only part of the program aimed at eliminating Indian culture and completing the European domination of the country.
You could argue that, since Canada didn’t exist as an independent country until it was already too late for the natives, the broader campaign wasn’t really our doing. That would make it the fault of somebody in London or Paris, since they were the ones calling the shots at the time. But stealing an entire country demands more than just a government order; it requires the enthusiastic participation of the general population, which in Canada’s case was willingly given.
So, strictly speaking, the apology given in the House of Commons today should be for the overall willingness of Canada’s founders to participate in the subjugation and humiliation of the First Nations before, during and after 1867, viewing it as a necessary evil towards establishing a new nation in their place. It derives from the same sense of guilt the Catholic church plays on, the need to recognize the roots of the entity you belong too [sic].
I don’t know why the government isn’t doing that. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact the subjugation and humiliation goes on to this day; that the government, and Canadians in general, are embarrassed and frustrated that the poverty of so many native communities continues to resemble third world countries rather than prosperous, pleasant Canada. It may also reflect the continued lack of a clear understanding of what to do about it. Begging forgiveness might highlight too much that the government doesn’t have a solution.
Transformette!
by Isabel.
If you want to avoid spoilers for the new Transformers movie, I recommend that you don’t read the leaked call sheet. However, you probably still want to check out the new girly-bot that is set to appear in the anticipated sequel.
Pink paintjob? Check.
High-heeled shoes? (wtf???) Check.
Barbified body type? Jesus-fucking-check.
Vomiting all over my keyboard in disgust? Check, check, and a slimy pile of more check.
Why does a motorcycle need breasts?
Do Open Borders Benefit All? – Viv Regan
by matttbastard
Viv Regan, Assistant Director of WORLDwrite, on how open borders and freedom of movement benefit all members of a society.
Re: Impeachment
by matttbastard
[M]y bet is that both the [House] and the Senate will shrug and opt for no controversy because there’s an election coming and everybody knows that Bush is done for anyway.
The word cowards comes to mind.
Indeed. Show us the stained dress, Keebler. Otherwise, it’s a sure bet the impeachment option will, in the immortal words of House Leader Nancy Pelosi, remain “off the table”, and the vicious circle will continue unbroken:

Related: CSPAN Junkie has posted Kucinich’s presentation to the US House of Representatives in its entirety.
Ben Kinchlow: Blacks Voting Dem ‘Partake’ of ‘Evil Deeds’
by matttbastard
“Plantation politics?” Hoo boy. I see that the wingnuts are still using trojan negros to carry an inherently racist message over the boundaries of good taste.






















Supreme Court of Canada Unanimously Defrosts Libel Chill
by matttbastard
The Globe & Mail:
Score one for the chronically hyperbolic Canadian media personalities who live and die on the alter of outrageous and ridiculous opinions (ahem).
H/t The Robert Bond Papers
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