Mass Murder as Panacea Update: Stu Now Sez New 9/11 Not Actually Needed, Just Would Be ‘Helpful’

by matttbastard

Bykofsky backpedals:

MY HYPOTHESIS last week that another 9/11 attack would unite America was wrong, judging by e-mail and voice-mail responses. When I stopped reading at 1,000 (lots more unread) roughly 65 percent disagreed with me, many violently and obscenely.

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I led my column saying, ‘I was thinking another 9/11 would help America.’ I was speculating on the effect of an attack, not calling for it. Later I said I had no doubt terrorists are planning to attack us again. ‘If it is to be, then let it be.’ I am resigned to an attack, not calling for it.

Ah, I see. We all know that another cataclysmic terror attack by freedom-hating ragheads is inevitable. Amercians should at least take advantage of the opportunity, put aside their petty differences (rule of law smule of law – LET’S ROLL!), make omelettes and lemonade and serve it at a huge bipartisan Nuremberg brunch! No French toast or hummus on the menu, I presume.

At least Stu has managed to unite a good number of Americans (and non*ahem*) in the conclusion that he’s a fucking dipshit.

Related: Via Avedon Carol, William K. Wolfrum has his own proposal for unity, infinitely more modest than Bykofsky’s.

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